lion:

when your friends are talking about a party you aren’t invited to

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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

dutchster:

so how’s this position?
"yeah i like it"
are you sure
"yeah you can thrust me"

meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

Superman
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